ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
Court reporters and interpreters have nerves of steal to maintain composure in the face of testimony like this, quoted from Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History by Charles M. Sevilla.
Disorder in the Court (ISBN 0-393-31928-8) is available on Amazon.com and other bookstores.
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