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How Old Is Your Son

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.


Court reporters and interpreters have nerves of steal to maintain composure in the face of testimony like this, quoted from Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History by Charles M. Sevilla.

Disorder in the Court (ISBN 0-393-31928-8) is available on Amazon.com and other bookstores.


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